homework

Pointless waste of time. Assigned to you by evil teachers
who have nothing better to do but to waste your time when you could be doing something better. Teachers don't think 6 hours of torture Mon-Fri is enough. Since, they crave to see you suffer some more they dump their evil curses upon or commonly known as that stupid ,annoying homework.

teacher: Here class, 5 annoying worksheets, a 10 page essay, a 300 page novel to read, a project .........

student: I hate you and homework.

teacher: You got a detention for opening your mouth.

student: Stupid teacher.

by cloudcity95 January 20, 2011

Homework

We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does

by This is how my shit is April 27, 2020

english homework

oral sex between women a lot of times while the receiver is doing something unrelated

hey babe can i come over and eat you out while you do english homework

by the gay sexiest person here May 12, 2021

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017

homework

A word used at Cornell College to covertly describe illegal activities such as getting drunk or stoned.

"Hey man lets go smoke our homework"
"Yeah but first let me finish this 40 of english homework."
"Word."

by BobZilla! October 17, 2004

homework

something that you do for fucking 3 to 5 hours in the middle of the night. and the next day your teacher doesnt even look at it, and you just wasted sleep hours

you: heres my homework i was up doing it all night.
teacher:thank you
teacher: <throws it in trash>
you: WTF U ASS!!!

by lolzer8675309 June 6, 2009