Heffa

A cow sized bitch!

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."

by Matt Pwnage February 17, 2009

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

Hefer

Hefer: A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy. -OR- A big tub of lard in the form of a 300 lbs white girl, that lives across the street in PC AL

Lyndsey D. is a Hefer

by jnjsfriend69 July 5, 2010

heff

heck & eff mixed together.

what the heff are you doing?!
shut the heff up.
stop heffing doing that!

by cicibopper November 18, 2009

Hefner

An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people

Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters

by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018

hefna

a male who sleeps around too much

"dude, you are such a hefna"

by Carez May 30, 2003

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005