got them hands

Someone with good fighting skills

Man! you see that figh? Tyese got them hands. he kicked that boys ass

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.

Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!

by Taralynn November 9, 2005

Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb September 8, 2008

Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.

by benjsmith74 April 5, 2009

Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010