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flabanjav

used to confuse foreigners - also defined as a lucie
made up by lucie when sincerly bored
can also be used to cover up swearing
foreigner - "je voudrais un poisson"
Lucie - "SHUT UP YOU FLABANJAV"
by James ssssssssday May 28, 2006
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Facation

Taking a break from facebook for an extended period of time.
Ben, where've you been? I haven't seen you on here in a while.
Oh, I was becoming such a douche being addicted to talking to old people I have little to do with. I needed a facation.
by PHDUnkard August 13, 2009
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flabagoggin

a fat person that talks a lot
man that stupid flabagoggin would not shut up!
by kujo March 9, 2004
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Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"
Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.
by klaus__ October 16, 2008
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Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.
Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.
by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012
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flaccid acid

The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.
Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
by Ya boi flaccidacid October 6, 2018
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Girl Facade

When your bro enters a whole new persona around girls with or without you around. Usually they become a total asshole or a completely different person. Occasionally, this douchebaggery is directed towards his fellow bros to make himself look better.
Example 1:
Bob: Why is John acting like such an asshole?
Dylan: Looks like he put on his girl facade.

Example 2:
Me and Chris were hanging out, but when Mary came by Chris become a total douchebag when he entered his girl facade.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 3, 2015
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