Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

Fernwood Cove

The most amazing place you will ever be. Fernwood Cove is magic. Are you ready for counselor hunt, Miss Fernwood Cove, bad scores on bunk cleanup, and more extraordinarynessness? Your ordinary world friends won't understand the sisterhood that forms between campers. Take in every moment, because before you know it, your senior summer will be over.

Fernwood Cove=love

by Sen10r Audrey September 8, 2010

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Fernt

verb, noun ,or adjective, can be used in place of any swear word, usually is directed towards a person or action that comes across as unusual or lame.

quit ferntin around, don't be such a fernt, your ferntin me over, you just got fernted! FERNT YOU or FERNT YA!

by Corey Farwell October 18, 2008

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020

Ferny

Well his name starts with a F and ends with a Y
He is the coolest mutha fucka u will ever meet
He is charming, funny, and smart at times
He is a beast in general and just makes everyone like him
He is nice and knows how to treat a girl
So in other words FERNY IS A FUCKIN BEAST

Bradley:Ferny, your a BEAST
Ferny:Fucking rite
Carlos:Does anyone have a dollar
Bradley:NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CARLOS!!!!
Ferny:Give us WEED

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011