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Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.
Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job
by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021
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Functioning Drug Addic

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“I’m not a drug addict, I’m a functioning drug addict
by Jake Balinton March 5, 2022
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function't

the inability to function as a human being for any reason, especially on a day where you need to do school or work
today I'm function't cuz i haven't slept in a fucking week
by The Professional Dumbass April 7, 2022
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Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022
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Funcle

A uncle that is not blood related but considered a uncle because of your father/mother's close/best friend.

2: A fake uncle.
"Is your funcle coming over?"
by Yourordinarymanman June 10, 2023
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functionn't

The act in which something or someone is unable to properly function.
I functionn't right now.
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functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.
I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023
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