pineapple express

a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.

I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

self expression

to express ones self; the act of expressing yourself

uhh...self expression is good?

by Jenny September 17, 2003

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Galaxial Express

Shipping for Galaxial Distances.

The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017

Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 9, 2018