Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.

Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!

by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016

rape escape

When a woman avoids having evil sex.

Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Oceanic Escape

when ya girl cum so much you get blown away by a wave of sperm

Dude! My oceanic escape last night was radical!
Bro! I can smell it from here! (at the safe distance of 6 feet apart)

by poopyfartbitch April 10, 2020

Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

invalid escape

this means that your escape on a minecraft prison has been declared invalid. this is a horrible thing and could lead to servere depression

I made an invalid escape

by Millocracy August 14, 2022

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

vm escape

A life hack that escapes the matrix rather than just something small that completes homework or cooking a litte faster. tldr: an upgraded version of "life hack"

Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.

by nanjolno October 8, 2024