Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

by dp4vp May 28, 2018

why is a raven like a writing desk?

A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.

Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o

by Almost Alice June 9, 2010

Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back

Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008

Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...

put that shit on the crap desk dog

by hI121 October 25, 2010

Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 1, 2020

Fun Desk Friday

A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.

"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"

"@#&% off it doesnt matter"

by fundeskfriday September 7, 2013