The Great Desk Split of '18 

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

The Great Desk Split of '18 by DaoneandonlyJay October 18, 2018

under-the-desk incentive 

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

under-the-desk incentive by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

treadmill desk 

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.

"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."

treadmill desk by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014

safety desk 

A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.

John got himself a safety desk instead of sticking with the band.

safety desk by Owen-SF May 10, 2008

dad's desk 

n. a racial slur that can be used for an race

Came from a misunderstanding about someone's father owning a desk that was once owned by someone infamous.

"I think that dad's desk stole my wallet!"

dad's desk by Cempire November 11, 2008

Breast Desk 

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

Breast Desk by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

standing desk 

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

standing desk by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017