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hi-def

The state of being so high, usually on marijuana, that the stoner becomes deaf. Often associated with being so absorbed watching HDTV that everything else is ignored. Inspired by a high deaf kid who gets deafer as he gets higher.
Peter was so hi-def that he couldn't even hear the police siren as they pulled up to arrest him for dealing hella-weed.
by Powderhead November 20, 2007
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"The new Star Wars movie premieres Wednesday at midnight? I DEF need to get in line Sunday after lunch."

"I most def need to start yoga. I sound like the TinMan getting out of bed in the morning."
by HottieCumLaude April 25, 2015
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grab a def

Hey what does extemporaneous mean?
I don't know let me go grab a def!
by amb00 December 8, 2016
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def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.
" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."
by Daquan movin bricks March 20, 2016
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Def lepparded

The act of fucking a fat bitch, or a skinny emo slut in the ass while dressed as a 80's hair metal guitarist listening to Def leppard, and doing a line of cocaine while when reaching the climax pulling out to bust a load on her tits, or ass yelling "POUR SOME SUGER ON ME!!!".
Tom: What did you and Kerry do it last night after the mötley cüre reunion show?

John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.
by Robby Thrasher June 3, 2018
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Def and Dumb

A person that appears to be cool, but not that bright or smart.
Joe is a nice guy. he is hip, but you ask him one question about something complex, he doesn't understand. He's Def and Dumb.
by boggler July 22, 2019
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giacomo def

by Kikolokilo November 10, 2019
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