Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
Get the Deez Theorum mug.

Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
Get the Deez Theorum mug.

ligon deez

imagine ligon deez is something i say to my friends to bully them.
For example:
Me: yoo bro have you herd joe has ligon!
Them: whats ligon?
Me: ligon deez nuts
Joe has ligon whats ligon (ligon deez) wow! such lovely
by NathOnala September 21, 2021
Get the ligon deez mug.

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense
"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"
by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021
Get the deez nutting mug.

not fkn deez

not fkn meaning like “surely not”

Deez meaning ass in Arabic
“Omg that girl is a babe

Not fkn deez
by Bob182758 March 27, 2019
Get the not fkn deez mug.

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."
Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM
by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022
Get the Lion deez mug.

Deez Nuts

Question: You feel better?

Response: About what?

Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!
by ARCHER TD LES March 14, 2005
Get the Deez Nuts mug.