double conversation

Usually through texting or IMing, two people are speaking to one another about a certain topic and during the delay on one of the person's responses, the other person puts in something irrelevant to what they are about to answer. When the other person finishes typing the first response, he/she then begin to respond to the irrelevant comment during the time the other person responds to the first answer. Thus continues a spiral of confusion which usually ends in them asking one another what they are talking about and what they are referring to, topic 1 or 2.

Jim: Hey did you see the new Tim Burton movie?
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.

by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down September 11, 2012

double bromega

when two bros split an adderall anally to get the job done. double bromega.

bob and wes couldn't decide on the last half, so they double bromegaed.

by Sir Biff June 14, 2015

Double milking

To be masturbated twice, by two different people

Double milking.

Double Ejaculation

by Wilkyx August 19, 2018

double sure

When you are extremely sure of something.

Because Sara did not let Anthony watch her undress tonight, she is double sure he will visit her next week and make passionate love to her for hours.

by ShakaZulu88 October 15, 2017

Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 01, 2010

Double hard

The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.

Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic

by twatterted February 22, 2011

Double Feeler

When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.

Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.

by Andrew Tawsas June 19, 2009