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Miley Cyrus

A talentless whore that always seems to be singing about herself and her wonderful life as being a rich spoiled brat. Her voice can kill an elephant yet the deaf tweens (11 yr old fatties chicks) in the world would pay money to see her stupid cliche movies and concerts. She sings extremely loud and off key all the time yet is always voted as best pop singer at kids choice awards. She is such a great role model for the young generation out there, posting porno pics on her myspace and dating underwear model that are over 18 yrs old (Sarcasm). All miley cyrus haters are counting the days til her life is fucked up the ass like those other disney stars.
Miley Cyrus: Hey y'all, how you doing tonite?!?
Tween Droans: OMG OMG OMG Miley Cyrus we love you. We dont care if we pay 100$ to see your shit concert bcuz we want you to get rich off of our parents money while you run around with your top off WOOOHHH!!!
Miley Cyrus: Thats great y'all, well then lets get this concert going!
by AnonymousAthiest April 19, 2010
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cyrus

To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.
"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...
by kingofpoker61 March 21, 2012
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Miley Cyrus

A stupid Hilary Duff bubblegum pop-singer wannabe who cannot act or sing to save her life and irritates everyone in the room. Has the stupidest TV show ever with the dumbest plot about how a teenage girl transforms into the pop star Hannah Montana at night. Apparently a blonde wig fools everyone. It was stupid also because the show began when she was like 13 and in 7th grade. Who the hell would go to a concert that featured a 13-year-old kid singing?! How many people was she really fooling into thinking she was old enough to BE a pop star?! She also tries extra hard to shed her good-girl image but every attempt only makes her look more pathetic and immature.
Guy #1: Oh my God, did you see those pictures of Miley Cyrus with her dad?! Guy #2: Dude, I know right! Here's a tip for ya, if you want to shed your good-girl image, don't take adult pictures with your DAD ON SET!!!
by mileyhater01 August 15, 2009
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Cypress

Cypress is a name given to very special people. If you meet someone named cypress cherish them. Yes they may seem scary at first but get to know them and you will fall in love!! They are beautiful but they don’t know it, so tell them. Even if they move or you don’t see them for awhile, do your very best to reach out. When your down cypress will grab your hand and pull you up! That’s a true friend. We love you cypress you are a true browski.
(At a “camping” trip two people meet a girl named cypress and this was how their first encounter went)

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh that’s cypress!
Person 1: She’s seems sweet we should eat with her.

(Later became besties and spent all their time together)
by Bruh-skis September 23, 2020
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Cyrus Ellis

Wow look at Cyrus Ellis he’s so cute
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Miley Cyrus

It really has become slang, or code name, for street drugs. I have heard it for both cocaine and molly.
Rick Ross (believe it lyrics): Sellin Miley Cyrus in my brand new Monte Carlo
by MiltyJohn December 4, 2015
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Rhino-cyrus

If miley Cyrus fucked a rhino it would make a rhino-Cyrus
Wow look at that rhino-cyrus
by Scooblerubles May 30, 2016
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