cumstellation

When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).

I blew my load on Shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation Cassiopeia!

by JDMGio January 6, 2011

cumshooter

a person who can force out his semen strongly.

The girl likes to sleep with cumshooters only.

by uttam maharjan July 16, 2010

cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.

"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."

by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006

cumslave

a cumslave is someone who begs on his/her knees for hot cum preferably in the left nosewhole.

now kneel down you lil cumslave

by noisia nizl fo shizl nizl December 18, 2002

cumshake

A nutritional beverage consisting of the ejaculatory fluid of anywhere from one to a number of men. Commonly used by athletes (especially bikers) as a protein/energy drink.

Will was riding his bike when he had the urge for a wholesome beverage. He reached for his cumshake and in a long slurp he downed the whole thing. He drank it so fast it was running down the side of his face.

by D T October 14, 2004

Cumsquat

It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.

Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.

by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016

Cumsplotion

When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.

Ann, what the fuck? Was that a cumsplotion or are you just throwing the fuck up?

by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017