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Portuguese Campsite

When multiple women make a tipi on a lying man's face or chest out of freshly used tampons. Similar to a bukkake, only different.
Oh shit, man. It was fucking crazy. I was at this party and there were these bitches doing a Portuguese Campsite on this fat dude's man-tits!
by shitskittles June 28, 2012
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chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.
"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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cumpee

Also the term used for when a male or female releases urine and has the strong urge of almost reaching orgasm, often caused by drugs that heighten stimulation and sensitivity or euphoria.
Example 1:
Aaron: Man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
David: Oi. Aaron. Tell me about it. I'm wasted.
Paul: Far out guys this stuff is strong, I just went and had the most amazing cumpee under the deck a minute ago.

Example 2:
David: Man that wee felt good!
Aaron: Did you have a cumpee?
David: Aaron, I think I just might have.
by ananonymousbladder February 3, 2009
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Cump

"Dude, (insert name) is such a fuckin' cump bro."
by Smonk1 February 3, 2020
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cumass

a dumbass, with cum in their ass.
Jared: Hi, my names Jared, i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read!!

Liv: Jared's a cumass, smh.
by papi liv May 9, 2020
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Cump

The act of accidently deficating on your lover whilst ejaculating.
I was about to ejaculate on Susan's stomach but instead I cumped on her.
by Jake Plisken February 3, 2010
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cumpster

shortened version of cum dumpster. too lazy to caLL IT that
that chix a cumpster
by drikk May 8, 2009
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