Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!
by The bigg papa December 15, 2015
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Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.
by Vastrix July 03, 2010
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sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.
Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "
by skjco February 29, 2016
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Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
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crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch
suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!
by Emily, Emma and Lindsay November 10, 2008
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Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.
During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.
by Bee-Money May 08, 2013
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zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 25, 2013
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