crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.

That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy

crotch puppy by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005

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crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.

Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.

crotch booger by cesever August 23, 2007

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Crotch nomming

Crotch nomming is the art of a male or female 'nomming' their partner's crotch. It is interchangeable by gender.

Crotch nomming is a term I got from a MMO... found people cybering in local... and they said AND I QUOTE, IN LOCAL PUBLIC CHAT "And then he leaned down and nommed on her crotch

Crotch nomming by Brooklynissupercool June 6, 2011

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crotch burner

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.

The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.

crotch burner by Shalroth May 16, 2005

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Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

Crotch Taffy by Suldog October 19, 2009

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crotch cam

video chat in which the camera is angeled at his/her crotch region.

hey, jamaal, did you see that crotch cam on chatroulette?
yah, shabaaz, that shit was wack.

crotch cam by darian hadjabadolov July 7, 2010

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Crotch Face

Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.

Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.

See also Dickhead,Arse Face

Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.

Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you

Crotch Face by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009