A nice handsome guy likes to keep his girl safe but when you see his humor your going to think he is a terrorist. He likes
To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
Cristian is a terrorist
by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018
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i can go on but ill bore u
she is :
smart
sexy
funny
senstive
kind
athelethic
i can go on but ill bore u
by flipbo1 January 3, 2005
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(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo
I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.
by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012
Get the Cristo mug.Cristmist is an atheist holiday that starts at 12 (noon) on December 24th and goes until 12 the following day. Crista means 'ridge' or 'crest,' so Cristmist is on set on a day that commonly has a spike in precipitation. The 24/25th of December has an excellent record to this matter, and was thus chosen for the main festivities.
Gifts are given because they cause a warm fuzzy feeling that is supposed to stay with you throughout the cold of winter.
The tree that they are commonly placed under represents your family tree because Cristmist is a day for families to get together. The optional ornaments and decorations on the tree represent the individual characteristics of the different members of the family.
Gifts are delivered by ex-ninjas who have gained a little weight and now dress in red to show that they have retired and choose to spend their nights delivering presents instead of killing people.
Given crista = spike, and mist = precipitation.
Crista + mist = Cristmist
spike + precipitation = December 24/25
∴ Cristmist = December 24/25
Gifts are given because they cause a warm fuzzy feeling that is supposed to stay with you throughout the cold of winter.
The tree that they are commonly placed under represents your family tree because Cristmist is a day for families to get together. The optional ornaments and decorations on the tree represent the individual characteristics of the different members of the family.
Gifts are delivered by ex-ninjas who have gained a little weight and now dress in red to show that they have retired and choose to spend their nights delivering presents instead of killing people.
Given crista = spike, and mist = precipitation.
Crista + mist = Cristmist
spike + precipitation = December 24/25
∴ Cristmist = December 24/25
by Twigfigure July 6, 2010
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Get the cloister fuck mug.Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
by yenih2 July 8, 2009
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006
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