Pejorative, in honor of the infamous cable provider. Used to describe someone who treats everyone with utter contempt and goes to incredible lengths to inconvenience and even sabotage everyone they're involved with in any and every way possible. Denies any responsibility for doing so.
1. Tim is such a giant comcast, why are we even friends with him?
2. "John, you comcast! I know you're stealing money from me!"
*denies taking any money*
"Dude I saw you do it."
"Well ok, I was just providing a service. Your wallet is lighter now, isn't it?"
"Gimme my money back, you fucking comcast!"
2. "John, you comcast! I know you're stealing money from me!"
*denies taking any money*
"Dude I saw you do it."
"Well ok, I was just providing a service. Your wallet is lighter now, isn't it?"
"Gimme my money back, you fucking comcast!"
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Cocaine freed from impurites by treatment (usually with ether) by heating it to produce vapors for inhalation. When you create freebbase you neutralize the HCI, leaving you with pure cocaine. This is commonly confused with crack, which is typically 2 parts cocaine, 1 part baking soda and a little water heated gently to form crystals, which the user then smokes/inhales. Both are derived from cocaine and the effects are similar but freebase and crack are not created equal.
While watching a friend create freebase cocaine:
"Man, I thought freebasing and smoking crack was the same thing. Naw, dude. The freebase is the pure stuff. Crack ain't worth shit."
"Man, I thought freebasing and smoking crack was the same thing. Naw, dude. The freebase is the pure stuff. Crack ain't worth shit."
by Renay J January 28, 2008
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Cable thieves cost us to lose $5 million a year. Turn cable thieves in and we won't do anything for you. We're saving to buy Disney for $60 BILLION. But we are hurting financially so keep busting on you neighbors.
by hooper May 16, 2004
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Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
Get the comcastic mug.cocaine comes from the coca leaf and is a central nervous stimulant that releases dopamine into synapses and keeps it there resulting in a euphoric, energetic, "clean", clear headed, and enjoyable high. the high however is short lived (15-40 minutes) followed by craving for more that can lead to a binge cycle where a user will keep using until the stash is gone.
cocaine CAN be harmful if used frequently and heavily causing heart problems, paranoia, anxiety, nasal ulcers, and other issues and if used days on end is not uncommon to cause a schizophrenic episode called "cocaine psychosis" which generaly wears off once the drug does. if not then chances are the person has an underlying mental issue. however it is possible for cocaine to be used responsibly and if used in small amounts and very infrequently it is generaly not harmful.
cocaine is usualy snorted or injected. in some cases people dab a little bit on the end of the penis thinking it will enhance sexual pleasure. this practice however is dangerous and can result in amputation of the penis.
cocaine is also cut with many other adulterants such as baking soda, starch, sugars, caffeine, and amphetamines. the cuts in cocaine often times is more damaging to nasal membranes than the actual cocaine.
cocaine CAN be harmful if used frequently and heavily causing heart problems, paranoia, anxiety, nasal ulcers, and other issues and if used days on end is not uncommon to cause a schizophrenic episode called "cocaine psychosis" which generaly wears off once the drug does. if not then chances are the person has an underlying mental issue. however it is possible for cocaine to be used responsibly and if used in small amounts and very infrequently it is generaly not harmful.
cocaine is usualy snorted or injected. in some cases people dab a little bit on the end of the penis thinking it will enhance sexual pleasure. this practice however is dangerous and can result in amputation of the penis.
cocaine is also cut with many other adulterants such as baking soda, starch, sugars, caffeine, and amphetamines. the cuts in cocaine often times is more damaging to nasal membranes than the actual cocaine.
1.) billy was an uneducated jackass who, one day, snorted WAY too much cocaine after putting some on the end of his penis thinking that he would have a good time. the result was a heart attack, a penis deader than he was, and one freaked out hooker.
2.) jim was educated about drugs and new when to set limits. he ate well, excersized, and occaionaly used cocaine in reasonable amounts and new when he had enough. he did this a couple times a year without problems until eventualy he grew up a little and decided his party days were a thing of the past and became successful in his career.
2.) jim was educated about drugs and new when to set limits. he ate well, excersized, and occaionaly used cocaine in reasonable amounts and new when he had enough. he did this a couple times a year without problems until eventualy he grew up a little and decided his party days were a thing of the past and became successful in his career.
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