1 definition by Hodor123
Pejorative, in honor of the infamous cable provider. Used to describe someone who treats everyone with utter contempt and goes to incredible lengths to inconvenience and even sabotage everyone they're involved with in any and every way possible. Denies any responsibility for doing so.
1. Tim is such a giant comcast, why are we even friends with him?
2. "John, you comcast! I know you're stealing money from me!"
*denies taking any money*
"Dude I saw you do it."
"Well ok, I was just providing a service. Your wallet is lighter now, isn't it?"
"Gimme my money back, you fucking comcast!"
2. "John, you comcast! I know you're stealing money from me!"
*denies taking any money*
"Dude I saw you do it."
"Well ok, I was just providing a service. Your wallet is lighter now, isn't it?"
"Gimme my money back, you fucking comcast!"
by Hodor123 March 6, 2015