a quaint town in northern Westchester that is set in a generally woodsy area. citizens enjoy the simple life in their leisurely neighbourhoods, doing nothing but relaxing with their perfect families and tending to their gardens.
Person A: Hello. I currently reside in Chappaqua.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
by geniesrus July 7, 2012
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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005
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A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
by John K. Collins February 13, 2008
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It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
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I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.
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Get the el chapparita mug.a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.
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