circle jerk

1. When a group of people usually dudes get into a circle and jerk each other off

2. a individual who does not fit into the "punk" category but who rejects many ideals which the "punk" lifestyle rejects such as conforming to peers

3. One of the greatest hardcore bands to come out of the 80s, the lead singer being a former member of Black Flag

you guys wanna get together for a circle jerk tonight?

hes not a punk, just a stupid circle jerk

i got fucked up at a circle jerks show last night

by sector 9 June 30, 2005

circle jerk

A fun Game

Let's go back to the Station House.Circle Jerk...Glaze some donuts

by Gothic Bob May 10, 2003

Circle of Friends

The terribly near-incestuous habit or tendency of a tight-knit group of mixed gender friends to date and sleep with one another at various turns in different permutations over a given span of time, often from high school and well into their early adulthood years. Extra messed up if there are siblings in this circle.

This is most prevalent with individuals who are unwilling or unable to make expansions to their social circles due to geographic constraints or cultural isolation (e.g. Orange Country, California) or psychological hesitance to escape the known and the familiar.

Only known remedy to this provincialism is to transplant oneself to New York, London or any other major metropolitan meat market.

Susan left Howard for Dave after they broke up, but Howard picked up Ana when she piqued his interest after she and Jason started agreeing to see other people. Both Dave and Jason are now competing for their long time friend Christie's attention, who in turn as been looking to rekindle passions with ex-boyfriend Howard. Howard and Dave are both secretly cheating on their current girl friends with Christie's slightly older sister, Clare, who has just recently entered this Circle of Friends

They're all going to the same college together next fall.

by Khru5hchev May 24, 2011

circle jerk

When guys stand in a circle and jerk off, preferably onto a willing woman participant.

The guys at the frat party did a circle jerk initiation.

by RiCK_420 December 21, 2009

Circle of Justice

A perpetual ring of rape.

Ten people are charged with murder. There punishment is to participate in a circle of justice, they are raped by the person behind them and rape the person in front of them.

by Ingster March 2, 2008

Circle of Life

Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.

Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.

by A Chase January 19, 2008

circle jerk

An emotionally cruel and vicious "game" played by conspiring adolescent males which targets an unsophisticated, unsuspecting co-male (often one that exhibits gay tendencies). The conspiring males convince the target to participate in a "circle jerk" ("...ya, we've all done it before, it's fun ...") see related definitions. The game is played in the dark. The first to ejaculate wins. The conspiring boys make appropriate sounds by dragging their finger nails down their flys, pulling/flapping their cheeks, etc. Of course, the target always comes first and "wins." The light is flicked-on. Laughter & mayhem follows.

Q: "Did you hear about Ted last night? Jack and and his freinds got him in a circle jerk!" A: "Ted?... I always knew he was a 'circle jerk.'"

by cruelshoe December 28, 2005