Brandon

A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.

Person 1: Who's that guy?

Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon.

Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?

by Bean.Bean. May 21, 2011

Brandon

A guy with a huge dick. Brandons are always great kissers and are amazing in bed.

Last night i fucked brandon. It was amazing.

by Beautiful beast ❤️ January 29, 2018

marlon brando fat

used to describe a person beyond the scope of just the word fat.
first used at Download festival 06, donnington. to discribe Chino of the deftones apperance.

"he's not fat, he's marlon brando fat!"

by Jimmy_t August 9, 2006

Dark Brandon

A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity

Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!

by WaterBuffalo96 August 9, 2022

Brandon

The most AMAZING guy in the whole world! i wish i could be with him every min of every day hes so sweet and amazing!!!! ily

Wow that boy is a total Brandon

by jessiejellogivens July 7, 2011

Brandon

The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus!!!!!!!!

That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon!!!

by UDon'tKnoMeh February 26, 2009

To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.

Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!

by McPoofy December 17, 2004