Bastard face 

One who has no friends and is a complete loser
Hated by all

Sean is a bastard face, who will never get laid

Bastard face by <3Lex March 16, 2008

Bastard break up 

The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.

"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."

Bastard break up by Jikella February 13, 2010

Bastard Children 

Adrian
Jasmine
Clarissa
Vic
Elizabeth
Brianna
Cesar
Roy
Children born to unmarried parents.

Y’all mf’s is bastard children.

Bastard Children by adrianalexg July 29, 2019

bastard face 

This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!

bastard face by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Bastard Poo Poo 

The literal meaning of "Son of a Bitch Shit".
Son of a Bitch meaning Bastard, however the insult is pointed towards the bitches excrement, resulting in "Bastard Poo Poo". Slang of children from small suburbs in Chicago.

"Dude, you're totally being a Bastard Poo Poo!"

Bastard Poo Poo by WaitInVain September 8, 2009

Bastard marks 

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

Bastard marks by Its mE Alex July 24, 2008

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

Bastard Fart by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011