Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003

barred out

When someone is sick of or had too much of barred, had all they can take or tolerate.

'Man I'm all barred out, turn it off.'

'After that night I was all barred out.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

barred out

To be tired or sick of watching barred. Either because of already being sexually statisfied or just mental overload.

goddamnit I'm all barred out, shut it off.

damned barred, im all barred out.

i'm all barred out tonight dudes.

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 9, 2006

barred out

Engaging in hardcore intoxication;at a bar or club

He's all barred out from the club last night.

by Mama Margie August 5, 2011

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003