Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

Deuce Bandit by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

Illinois enema bandit 

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

Illinois enema bandit by NWA10000 January 18, 2015

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

chocolate teabag bandit mask by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

Bootyhole bandit 

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.

Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.

Bootyhole bandit by TheREALharryjones August 6, 2010

Arse Bandit 

Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit

Arse Bandit by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

tang bandit 

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.

Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!

tang bandit by Gnomercy September 26, 2006

vag bandit 

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.

Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.

vag bandit by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007