(noun.): An attempt to cause laughter (lulz); something intentionally said or done to be laughed at.
Bob: Dude, I just crashed into a tree cause I swerved to miss a squirrel.
Jeff: lol are you serious is this lul bait?
Jeff: lol are you serious is this lul bait?
by Lithium Lad September 4, 2011
Get the lul bait mug.When you are hired by an organization and are told that your position is one big adventure to get you to accept less pay but it turns out to be a boring assignment that is much less interesting and glamorous.
I was charmed and brown-nosed all through the interview and then hired to do the work of a near-god, but I quickly discovered that I was the newest victim of their workplace bait and switch scam.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
Get the workplace bait and switch mug.Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.
What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.
by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010
Get the Fail n' Bail mug.The most amazingly beautiful and interesting girl you will ever meet. Bailis are loving, caring, accepting, forgiving, and patient. They are very smart and very bubbly.
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Why waste my time on Sluts meanwhile I can be talking to a fresh bait that no one hasn't fucked yet.
by ApocalypticaX December 24, 2010
Get the Fresh Bait mug.by Yarr Harr June 12, 2007
Get the bairn mug.An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.
"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
by scott_baio_ruins_everything April 21, 2010
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