assfister

Cpl Gerard

Gerard is an assfister

by 163 line June 29, 2004

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 16, 2008

assbiscuit

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.

"Dude that chick is such an assbiscuit, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an assbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber July 20, 2008

Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based group known worldwide for their excellent bird watching skills. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear symbol. Often seen commuting to various bird watching locations on their sport bikes

The Assfault Junkies recently opened up their own shop! They have the best bird watching equipment in town!

by PinkyThePurpleFartingDinosaur July 26, 2011

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

asfixia

The act of restraining another persons ability to breath dureing sexual intercourse and or sexual situations chokeing and or squeezinf of the neck to prevent oxygen flow to the brain wich can increase the feeling of sexual pleasure for some

VERY DANGEROUS People acutally die from this

Pronounced Ass-fix-ee-ya

I found out later that night why Amy wore that choker she was totaly into asfixia

by Record keeper April 9, 2007