2 definitions by Michael Dauber

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.
"Dude that chick is such an assbiscuit, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an assbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber October 16, 2007
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-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 4, 2007
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