by Rise step-chickens December 10, 2020
Get the Alphabet Mafia mug.One of the foremost fraternities in today's greek community. It was founded in 1914 at UC Berkeley by a group of men who believed in the five ideals of AKL. Judeo-Christian Principles, Leadership, Scholarship, Loyalty, and Self-Support. The men of Alpha Kappa Lambda take pride in their academics and participate in multiple philanthropies. However, they also know how to throw one heck of a party. You should have been there for halloween this year at Kappa Chapter... just sayin'.
"Mom, Dad, I know you don't really want me to join a fraternity, but have you checked out Alpha Kappa Lambda? They have the 5th highest GPA average out of 40 fraternities at Purdue, and they do all sorts of philanthropies. I really think this would add to my college experience."
DUDE! that party last week at Alpha Kappa Lambda was SIIIIICK! There must have been 2000 people there!
DUDE! that party last week at Alpha Kappa Lambda was SIIIIICK! There must have been 2000 people there!
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3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO
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