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Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it
by M3n1s January 11, 2022
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Alpha complex

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha male complex and Sigma complex.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
by skibiditoiletfed42069 March 30, 2022
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lyca alpha

alpha lyca is the main alpha of all of the sjcs omegaverse. she is the dominator and her main omega is eliot.
did you hear? alpha lyca is sooooo hot!! lyca alpha is the main pact leader of the omegaverse!!
by elliooototttt September 29, 2021
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alpha fatima

Fatima is alpha wolf supreme leader ultra-powerful mysterious hot, everyone loves alpha Fatima, Fatima is normally alpha and normally owns a rowen, Fatima's are seggsy baddies, fatima's often have like 80 diff harem's all over the world cause their so baddy and grrr >:)) fatima is the hottestestesttest alphaaa.
"is that a fatima" :000
"yes they're such a sussy baka, do you think their an alpha Fatima?"
"yes totally 😩😩😩😩"
by little nigga May 20, 2021
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Alpha Academy

an alternative school in Rockdale County, Georgia for kids who have been expelled or who are not allowed in public schools. If you attend this school you are now forever in "alpha squad". This school is known for it's many cameras in all the class rooms and having to be patted down everyday before class. Mostly known as just "Alpha".
Dude fuck public school I wanna go back to Alpha Academy where you don't have to do shit.
by turban2cold May 24, 2011
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Alpha Fauxmale

Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.

They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.

Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."

"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."

"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
by loltatz May 4, 2010
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Alpha emo

"You know that dead chick? She was such an alpha emo."
by Wasp humper September 29, 2018
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