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Yousuf said the N word after failing an albert.io lesson
by naybruh April 11, 2021
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The Albanian Terrorist

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.
Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!
by Timrothy Schtep October 13, 2008
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Alberti

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.
"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."
by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009
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Albanian Blowjob

A fellatio obtained from a goat, usually achieved by smearing ones genitals with salt or saltwater.
John: I heard Mike had an Albanian Blowjob yesterday.
Gerald: Poor goat...
by STLRkira February 5, 2023
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That one albedo fanfic

A nsfw AlbedoxReader fanfic
Person 1 : bro.. I just read that one albedo fanfic….
Person 2 : same, I’ll never see cryo slimes the same again
by Hu Tao August 17, 2021
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Albini

Someone who has an incredibly sordid past involving associations and promotion of sexual assault, pedophilia, rape apology, vulgar racism, etc who, through severe guilt, spends his time as a try hard through rampant virtue signaling and deflecting his regrets onto others.
"Dude, Mike's been real insufferable on Twitter lately."

He used to write for a magazine that distributed child pornography and called a bunch of black kids a racial slur and now he's trying to make up for that by being an Albini on social media.
by Random_House May 4, 2023
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Blue Album

Possibly the best CD released in the 90's, the Blue Album was Weezer's 1994 debut. Its catchy riffs combined with the voice and song writing of Rivers Cuomo made this CD a classic.
Only in Dreams, the last song on Weezer's Blue Album, is the best album closer ever!
by HyPoChOnDrIaC July 19, 2005
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