Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.

Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.

by Richer August 10, 2009

walk the plank

Using feet to masturbate a man.

He asked me to walk the plank again last night

by SluttySue November 25, 2007

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz January 20, 2016

plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.

yo i had a plank couple yesterday

by Connor rim December 15, 2012

plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.

1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009