October 31 

Today is your last day to nut for a whole month

Bob: man i gotta go home.
Jeff: why do you have to go home?
Bob: dude its october 31 the last day to nut before november!
Jeff: oh.

October 31 by BallBuster420BlazeIt October 31, 2019

October 31 

October 31 is the day my chemical romance reunited after breaking up on March 22, 2013

Emo one: “Did you hear?”
Emo two: “Hear what?”
Emo one: “My chemical romance is back!”
Emo two: “Are you serious?!”
Emo one: “Yes, and its October 31st!”

October 31 by depressed clikke November 3, 2019

June 31 

Sandwich day. In this day you can only eat sandwiches for whole 24 hours

Someone 1: Hey lets buy everything to make sandwiches.
Someone 2: you throwing out party?
Someone 1: no. Tommorow is june 31.
Someone 2: oh right how could i forget that

June 31 by Jestem człowiekiem January 3, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

March 31 by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

March 31

The day that SM3DAS got delisted.

Mario dies on March 31st.

March 31 by BullyEvolution666 September 12, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

March 31 by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

Oct 31 

National suck tits day

on Oct 31st you suck the person you like tits or your friends tits

Oct 31

Oct 31 by n0_LiFe00 October 29, 2021