yomps

The highest level in authority of affirmation. Its power overrules any other form of yes, affirmative, yeah, or roger. Once this affirmation is accepted, its authority cannot be declined. If in some miraculous instance the power of yomps is denied, the universe will implode. Three times.

Jack: Jill, will you go to prom with me?
Jill: Yomps.
Later...
Jack: Hey Jill, I'm really sorry but I can't go to prom with you.
Universe implodes. Three times.

by IrishGinge May 19, 2009

Yomp

To dip with intensity; chewing tabacco

Gosh Aaron Draper, Anthony Escobar, and Jake Fletcher yomp so hard...its actually hard to define how hard they yomp.

by fletchdaddy October 18, 2011

yomping

Old pommy military term meaning foot-travel, usually to extremes ie too fast for safety, too far, too tiring, etc.
Also used: yomp yomps etc.

"So we'd been yomping all night an' the orders came to return, so we kept on bloody yompin'.

by Dennis September 30, 2004

Yomp

1. British military acronym for "your own marching pace."
2. A long hike wearing full equipment requiring a steady pace

Back in the war, we had to yomp all night just to get at the Argies.

by racerx987 December 28, 2010

Yomp

yea, yes

Nick is a loser, yomp

by yomp July 22, 2003

Yomp

1.The act of eating someone's sentence.

2.Can also be used as synonym to devour, but only to explain a large consumption of something.

1. Billy - "So that means that one can only truly test the human abilities with the power of the mind where the true human form can emerge."
Memo - "Yomp"
Billy - "....Did you just freaking eat my sentence??"

2. "My stomach hurts so much...I yomped that fucking cake."

by DoritoMan February 24, 2009

Yomp

jiz that comes frum a donkey's shlong.

Also a word that is used in middleton to describe a fucking Gaylords who have mullets..

J sun

you fucking yomp get the fuck out of my face Braiden

Yomp Yomp!!!

by jasonellison November 28, 2003