Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Fucky Wucky

A very big mistake

My friend: haha! I stole your phone
me: oh no!
My Friend: What?
Me: Uh oh! you made a serious Fucky Wucky, time to get in the F̶̨̡̛̼͓̩͙̙͈̲̲͖̩̖̳̱̞̞̖̥͓̙̫̺̺͎̘̼̣͉̞͈̗̜̲̆̄̉͛̓̃͒͂̀̋̿̓̈́̏͆̽̋͐́̉̾̃̈́̍̀̈́̊̋́̇͊̀͐͐̓̈́͋̀̒͌̀̃̓͐̄̓͆͛̔̐̎̏̃͐͌̒͂̎̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅO̵̺̱̖̔̽̀̊́̇̏̈́̔͋͒͂́͐͘Ṛ̴̢̧̨̨̨̢̢̧̠̟̼̬̙̹̟͎̣͚̥̺̞̜̪̞̰͔̗͔̙̩̖̦̭̭̙̟͎̼̻̤̲̥̣͕̝͓̝̦͓̞͔͎͎̰͓̊̊̌̀̌̿̂̔̔͑̎̾̌̓̌̎͊̓̄̈́͐̓͂̀̉̽̚̕͜͝ͅE ̡̢̢̨̨̧̡̛̣̬̪̠͚̠̤̤̦͇͖̟̣͖͕͎͚̖̳̯̭̬̟̤͍̣̣͈̫̜͎̺̦̲̫̫̥̯̝̤̬̗̯̫̬͓͚̘̤̲̻̯̹̻̮̪̥͙͖̬̞̹̼̌͋̄͒̓̊͋̎̇̒͑̊͛̊̇̊̑̆̀̌̓̈́̊̋̃͐̇̀͛̾̈́̓̆̏̉̒̒̃͑͛͊̓̿̓̋͋̎̑̇̆̉́̀̆̐͐̅͗̇͌͆̀̒̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝V̵̡̧̧̢̨̨̱̦̫̦̗̦̝͙̤͖̰̯̮͚̮̱̪̼̯̹̪͍̜̩̗̥͙͕̭̮͖̮̝̹̟̣̤̝͓̖͖̖͍̻̤͇͍̮͈͔̲̲̪̳̹̲̝͕̥̩̹͔̰̤̂̄̋̔͌̓́̓̃͑͜͝ͅͅͅͅȨ̵̢̢͈͙̳̦̱̣͔̣̹̪̩̮̝̜̙̩̳̦̗͍̱̖̠̘̲͉̘̲͔̼̟͑́̍͆̀̊͋̿̓̐͒̓͊̎̂̀̆̉̿͊̽̓̒̋̈́̒̀̽̔̀͊̑̏̀̃̓͌͋̏̌̀̽̒̑̏̈́͛́̆̆̈́͊͑͗͒͒͛̿̀́̚̕͘̚̕͝͝͠͝Ṟ̵̛̛̛̝̲̩̭̺͖̖͇͎͓͙̙͓̹͇͔̼̮͎͙̱͉̠̭̰̺̙̮͈̻̖̻̠̀́̒̾̂͂̄̈́̂̈͛̅͂̄͗̉̈́̑̆̅̎͌̎̊̆͋̎̈́̎͗̔͐̈́̒̍̽͑̉̒͊͑̿̀͛̀͌̽́͌͂̀̉̋̓̓͑̊̋͘̕̕̕̚͘͘͝͠͝͝͝͠B ̧̧̢̧̛̦̦̺̭̣̟̣̮̱̤̭͕̬̣̼̮͖̠̲̺͕͈̖̳̻̙̥̙͓̯͔͓̘̱͓̱̮̗͈̮̗̘͓͚̘̜̟͍̼͇̙̰̳͉͍̼͍͖̖̲̟̯̼̯̥͖̓̓͐͐̔̉͑͌̉͛͗̽̿͘͜ͅỚ̶̧̻̬͈̭͔̙̤͕̙̾̓̇͐̔̉͒̔̀̆͐̈́̑͑̂̏̈́̔̅͊͘͝͠X̴̢̻̼̝̟̩̼̗̳͇̟̪͈͙̖̲͙̻̠͚̼̰̠̰͕͔̩͕̉͐̐̿̽́̈́̇̎͒̑͑̾̂̈́͊͌͂̇͋́͘͜͝͝ͅͅ!̵̧̧̛̛̝̲̭͕̹̬͉̫̹̲̦̫̞̲̘͓͓̬̝̗̻͓̎̌͑͆͌̑̄̾̆̈́̽̉̍̀͆̇̈̍̀̾͌̚̚̕͝͠ͅ

by You shouldn't have done that! November 13, 2019

Junny Wunny

Individual with immeasurable amounts of biggus dickus energy

That man over there radiates Junny Wunny.

by MrButtercup April 12, 2021

Wunk

A term generally given to a domestic animal in certain internet memes, the most common being cats, second to dogs, then birds, then more exotic animals such as seals or snakes. A commonality all wunks have with each other is the ability to be seen as cute and humorous. This term was popularized on the subreddit r/wunkus.

I've hired this wunk to stare at you.

Got damn this wunk ffresh as hell.

Look at this orange wunk.

by Living in a Coal Mine August 30, 2023

pinky winky

A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.

Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Fucky Wucky

The act of making a really big mistake, fucking up big time

Uwu we're sowwy, we made a Fucky Wucky, oopsie~

by JewishSandwich May 30, 2019

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014