Wootton 

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.

Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.

Wootton by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017

WOTT

one who has a hairy palm
wears a wizards hat and dances round fishing ponds on one leg shaking their hairy hand furiously

wott is that hairy handed ladymale doing dancing round my fishing live stock on one leg

WOTT by rodger poultry September 8, 2003

wotter 

A hybrid mix between a female human and a sea otter.

Holy crap! AJ's mom is such a wotter!

wotter by and1streetballer March 10, 2008

Wootton fish stick 

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.

I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!

Wootton fish stick by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007

Wottle 

A water bottle

Those bottles work really well as wottles

Wottle by SquirrelMrrm October 4, 2010

wottle flottle 

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*

wottle flottle by Jakedorian July 19, 2016

wootten 

the act of pulling large amount of bitches, and being fully sick.

"god look at sandy wootten!"
"yeah oath bah look at that fountain of bitches springing from his horse meat!"

wootten by james purdy October 15, 2020