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Woffie Cookies

Pronounced - "wuff-e cookie"

1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.

2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers. Very similar to "Wow Crackers"
After the discovery of his wife leaving him for another woman, the head of neural-surgery went on a intense week long drinking binge and then was able to preform a history making surgical operation after eating Woffie Cookies for breakfast.

Joan sat bewildered at her desk, as her supervisor grilled her about why she showed up for work naked. Her only response was it must have been the Woffie Cookies she had at dinner the previous night.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
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woffeed

the combination of weed and coffee, usually consumed as part of a morning ritual. Much like coffee and chocolate are mixed together to make mocha, coffee and weed are mixed together to make woffeed.
I got a real good buzz from my woffeed.
by wizonky September 25, 2011
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woffer

An individual who has funded their education through prostitution.
Uni fees are so high, I'm going have to become a woffer!
by tophatcat May 13, 2013
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Woffer

A person who will sleep with anyone on campus (sometimes for money).
Dude, don't sleep with her, you don't know where she's been. She's a woffer.
by andy364 May 13, 2013
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woffelpuss

Wofflepuss- the sad smell of an old pussy or a stale vagina thats been under the same cotton blend for some time. Usually used to describe white people or people of color with same snoddy intentions as whites.
Bro! Grandma in red over there is looking bomb af,

Ehhfff you nasty Woffelpuss eating mother f$&@
by ThizzleBear July 13, 2018
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WOFFEL STUMP

"I had a good woffel stump last night"
by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020
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woffely

when you are sad

when you are thinking of a teacher that makes you do a lot of homework and that is hot
and it is when you think someone is hotter then you
by Penguina82938928 January 16, 2021
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