woffeed

the combination of weed and coffee, usually consumed as part of a morning ritual. Much like coffee and chocolate are mixed together to make mocha, coffee and weed are mixed together to make woffeed.

I got a real good buzz from my woffeed.

woffeed by wizonky September 25, 2011

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woffee

The act of going to a venue which can be used for flexible working.

Derived from wi-fi, work and coffee - woffee

Let's go for a woffee

woffee by swif July 18, 2012

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Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.

Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.

Woffed by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011

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woffee

DEF 1 - The delectable mixture of white hot chocolate with a regular sized black coffee, available in extended sizes.

DEF 2 - The bastard child of your affirmative action mailman and...your mom.

DEF 1 - "Parker. Get me a woffee. 3 quarter white hot, 1 quarter coffee."

DEF 2 - "Don't make fun of Jeremy Fisher, it's not his fault his dad is Negro."

woffee by Brenly May 19, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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