woffeed

the combination of weed and coffee, usually consumed as part of a morning ritual. Much like coffee and chocolate are mixed together to make mocha, coffee and weed are mixed together to make woffeed.

I got a real good buzz from my woffeed.

woffeed by wizonky September 25, 2011

woffee

The act of going to a venue which can be used for flexible working.

Derived from wi-fi, work and coffee - woffee

Let's go for a woffee

woffee by swif July 18, 2012

Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.

Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.

Woffed by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011

woffee

DEF 1 - The delectable mixture of white hot chocolate with a regular sized black coffee, available in extended sizes.

DEF 2 - The bastard child of your affirmative action mailman and...your mom.

DEF 1 - "Parker. Get me a woffee. 3 quarter white hot, 1 quarter coffee."

DEF 2 - "Don't make fun of Jeremy Fisher, it's not his fault his dad is Negro."

woffee by Brenly May 19, 2008