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piffy wiffy 

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.
jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.
piffy wiffy by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023
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Spliffy Wiffy 

this means smoking marijuana with your gang affiliated members (mandem) on the corner on the endz. this is often accompanied by singing this song:

we’re going on a trip to smoke a big fat spliff. Running through the endz with the Mandem, climb on board get ready to explore the world of green, me and my weed.
mandem 1 - yo mandem. shall we go smoke a spliffy wiffy on the endz

mandem 2 - yeah styll but only if we can sing the song first my bredrin
Spliffy Wiffy by BHxoxox February 25, 2024

ig wiffy 

harry said hey ig wiffy whaat jojo your my ig wiffy
ig wiffy by anonymous March 25, 2024
What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋
stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

wiffington 

they shud call u sir wiffington