stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

Wiffi

Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.

Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."

Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Wiffis

The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly

I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.

by Boris Wiffis January 29, 2008

Wiffy

Guy version of a queef. Air coming through the dick hole; “man, did you seriously just wiffy right now?”

Chad and I were doing the deed when a wiffy came out of nowhere

by Father of Wiffy June 13, 2022

Spliffy Wiffy

this means smoking marijuana with your gang affiliated members (mandem) on the corner on the endz. this is often accompanied by singing this song:

we’re going on a trip to smoke a big fat spliff. Running through the endz with the Mandem, climb on board get ready to explore the world of green, me and my weed.

mandem 1 - yo mandem. shall we go smoke a spliffy wiffy on the endz

mandem 2 - yeah styll but only if we can sing the song first my bredrin

by BHxoxox February 25, 2024

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021