whalefucker

N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.

That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.

by themancalledgod February 14, 2005

waltfuck

when u fuck while watching a disney movie

beaver ur such a waltfuck

by Patrick Osborne April 26, 2004

The Whalecock

First portion of a two-part masturbation move. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the blowhole.

I walked in on my roommate doing the whalecock blowhole!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

WallFuck

To show obscene amount of attention to a friend's facebook wall

greg: i feel special from the amount of attention youve paid to my wall today
andrew: dude i wallfucked you all day long

by andrewaboner January 27, 2009

Whadafuck

Exclamatory remark expressing confusion over or about something. Only to be used when slightly aggravated or agitated.

Somebody dents your car.
"Whadafuck!"

by Joe RS August 4, 2007

whorefucker

Nickname used in chatrooms and dating websites by masculine guys and sexual predators.

whorefucker joined the chatroom.
whorefucker: Hi, is there any gal here?

by tabloidjunkie August 27, 2013

*whathefuck*

used during silent football

*whathefuck* (it is mouthed silently)

by tHom December 21, 2003