Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

Wampersand

A snobby pseudo-intellectual; someone who thinks they have the world figured out, when in reality they just have their head stuck up their ass.

Brad: Is that guy a flat earther?
Chad: Yeah but no, but like yeah, you know, that guy is a total wampersand.

by Grey and Jo get shat on March 29, 2021

wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

by Sara April 3, 2005

wample

wample, verb: to pass noxious gas in a crowd and then cause others to be blamed, all while escaping detection by the most sensitive noses.

wample, noun: the name for the act of wampling

Wampled: past tense of wample

alt. a weasel

Wampled: I was in line to get popcorn and somebody wampled the whole group.

I hate these guys behind us. I’m going to wample them.

I feel a wample coming on.

by Berlindaslemp November 18, 2018

wamper

A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.

I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.

by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005

wappler

a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "

girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "

by Wappppppppp August 20, 2008

Wamblerooski

Having a frustrated/irritating/crap time masturbating because of a lot of distractions outside/threat of being walked in on.

Your parents having an argument

Your sister singing an annoying song

Family are round so you are very worried.

I just had a the worst wank ever, such a 'WAMBLEROOSKI'.

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009