Her Royal Twattage

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.

by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010

twattage

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.
2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.
2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

by cassysquirrl June 2, 2004

twatma

A grandma that is an absolute twat

My grandma is so vile, we call her twatma

by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

twatman

An obnoxious or contemptible person of the male gender.

Used in lieu of the person's name.

I was going to go to class today, but I found out that twatman is taking it again.

by Andy May 23, 2004

twatbag

A pair of women's panties

I'd like to get into her twatbag

by Valerie September 9, 2003

Twatage

The amount of "cat" a girl accidentally exposes.

A brief glimpse in a thong, she's flashing about a "40 Twatage". Full on staring into the eye of the beast is known as "Maximum Twatage"

by SinisterFate February 3, 2013

twatsag

Over using Twitter with pointless, repetitive tweets.

He annoyed me with all his twatsag so I unfollowed him.

by able mabel August 14, 2009