twatist

twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel

colin- hmm i love ladies love tunnels
matt- feck off you pervy twatist

by mattgc November 21, 2006

twatie

Another way to say a hottie but it only applies for girls . Only stupid people say this

“Dang Jerold look over there at that twatie”.

by I live alone with 3 cats February 8, 2018

Twatism

Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."

"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"

by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021

twatisaurus

something a chick would call her best friend if she was being annoying or dumb.

Jordan: stfu you twatisaurus!
Mattie: lol!

by JordyNicole January 13, 2011

Twatisfaction

TWATISFACTION: The gentle satisfaction you get when antiphetically opinionated twats fall into your carefully laid logical, spiritual and political traps

Dimlo felt an enormous wave of twatisfaction when the neanderthal double barrelled daily mail reading reactionary Tory boys fell into his political trap.

by Dimlo September 23, 2016

Twatism

Someone who is a twat has twatism

You deffo have twatism

by Mrbakercake June 10, 2018

Twatisphere

When a girl has a twat the size of the stratosphere.

Kerri is so slutty her vagina is now a twatisphere!

by Mellman6969 January 30, 2019