trumboner

Being obsessed with the school band.

Jake has a trumboner. He ditched us to go to the school band concert.

by Naved July 16, 2010

Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turbnerbler

A way to address someone who misunderstands or mishears frequently without a plausible excuse for why. This word is also used in converse not only to address that person, but to further their status of being a turbnerbler by being strange sounding.

That store clerk is such a turbnerbler.

"Nobody likes a turbnerbler," said the man.

by Grün October 4, 2023

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Turbonegro

a really fast black person

every black person you've ever met

by shawn March 16, 2005

Turdberculosis

turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.

The doctor told me that my dog eats his poop because he suffers from turdberculosis.

by Travis S. H February 27, 2009

turdmonger

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

by maxell December 23, 2006