Snowy O'Toole

The process of dipping ones phallus in something sticky, and then dipping it in a pile of cocaine before having intercourse.

Dude, what happened last night? Your bedroom smells like honey and coke!" "Oh, your mom came over and I gave her the ol' Snowy O'Toole.

by Robokittenremix July 8, 2010

Sneakers O Toole

He never takes his sneakers off.

"We will never get Sneakers O Toole to take his sneakers off. Not in these shoes."

by Benjamin Petrofsky December 20, 2008

Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

by T-Rav January 21, 2005

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

totaled

A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.

A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

totilee

The act of butthole play. Typically enjoyed in large groups. Also strongly encouraged for bromances. No bromo.

Yo bro, I'm really nervous about my date tonight with Nancy, can we totilee for good luck?!

by bruce the funny dog October 21, 2010