Torqueer

Small town in South Devon, England.

Exeter City 10 Torqueer United 0

by Kyriakin April 1, 2003

torqued up

Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.

"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."

by section83b September 8, 2006

torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 July 24, 2008

torque a moonfish

The act of taking a dump.

I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.

by Alan Bell July 30, 2004

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013

Torkel Moment

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.

Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!

by Torkelz September 24, 2020

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006