tongan 

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

tongan by JP June 17, 2004

Tongan 

Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!

Coz u noe how we do!!

We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!

Koe ha? Feinga mai!!

No 1 baby heheheh

KAI HOOSI BAYBAY!

I'ma TONGAN AND I ROK!!

Tongan by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008

Tongan 

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.

Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.

Tongan by 2LA May 14, 2004

tongan 

Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.

Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!

tongan by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006

Tongan 

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

Tongan by California1800 November 4, 2007

tongan 

brown colored people wit big bones & a tendency eat alot. can be hardheaded but also smart at the same time. very strong and most should take sports. dey could beat you up if they wanted to. very similar to samoans but dey don't get along these days. Lu sipi is good. mostly found in DA BAY killah cali & New Zealand... NOT Euless, gay Texas

"Why do dat tongan hate dat samoan?"
"Why do dat samoan hate dat tongan?"

"Why am I on dis gay website?"

tongan by BayGirl July 6, 2007

Tongan 

A Tongan is someone: Male or Female who is one hundred million times smarter and more educated then anyone who has said anything remotely negative about (Tonga/Tongans) That includes the person who has last put his/her definition (Rubbish ideas) about Tongans on this site.. Obviuosly you cant use big words aye! Thats alright its not your fault! Just ask the unemployment department to sponsor you so you can attend a course or special English language seminar, instead of using your last $5.50 from the weekly doll to pay to sit by yourself in the corner of a video ezy computer cafe to write about something you have no idea what so ever about!!!!

Theres no need to hate, but i myself considered what a few small minded people had said. I myself am a Tongan and find some of the definitions to be a bit far fetched.

Tongan by siaosi March 5, 2007