Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall
Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall
Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall
by El Bimbo November 16, 2010
Get the Tombstonemug. Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".
"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."
by Bob Stein February 7, 2010
Get the tombstonicmug. 69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone
Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.
Me: I hope she gave u herpes
Me: I hope she gave u herpes
by Ekaj June 11, 2008
Get the Tombstoningmug. by BSE123 February 10, 2018
Get the Tombstoningmug. An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.
"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."
or
"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."
or
"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."
by Bontempi July 29, 2007
Get the Tombstoningmug. Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)
by Necros are us November 9, 2012
Get the Tombstoningmug. When you licking a girl pussy
While she sucking his dick
and when he's about to cum
Drop down and cum in her throat.....
While she sucking his dick
and when he's about to cum
Drop down and cum in her throat.....
by Senior #1 July 20, 2016
Get the Tombstonemug.