Tombstone

A platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive's wall.

Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall

by El Bimbo November 16, 2010

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Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".

"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."

by Bob Stein February 7, 2010

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69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone

Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.

Me: I hope she gave u herpes

by Ekaj June 11, 2008

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Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.

I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"

by BSE123 February 10, 2018

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Tombstoning

An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.

"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."

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"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."

by Bontempi July 29, 2007

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Sexual excitement

Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)

by Necros are us November 9, 2012

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