Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020

Toading

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013

Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

by podankster April 22, 2004

toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 27, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

by Chrissers July 18, 2006