tissy

1. Another word for female genetalia
2. Good for when you have kids or cant say the bad word in social environment.

I sure would like to eat you tissy.

My penis fits in your tissy so nice.

by Darren Cole May 5, 2005

tissue skin

Someone with sensitive skin , easy to break and scratch! Like tissue , breakable and dead

George has tissue skin

by Eves January 5, 2014

timsimon

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.

I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.

by Bob sanders August 30, 2013

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

Timsgiving

An alternative to Thanksgiving that features friends in lieu of family. Includes games, challenges, and prizes. Celebrated annually in the month of November.

Timsgiving this year will be epic. I've heard people say there might even be a piñata this year!

by cmore October 14, 2014

nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.

Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!

by Telephony August 26, 2015

happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009