1 definition by 2PWC
tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.
CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
by 2PWC January 26, 2009